I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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