People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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