we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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