Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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