I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the day after is always just damage control
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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