Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
