Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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