i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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