i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Houston, we have a blender
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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