gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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