He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
