He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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