if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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