I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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