forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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