How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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