I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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