Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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