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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.

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• (+46): View more from Sweden

  being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.

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• (707): View more from California

  They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W

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• (585): View more from New York

  Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.

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• (626): View more from California

  Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me

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