We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Floor bacon is actually really good