I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
my sisters under your porch take her home
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.