I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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