You just made me feel so damn special
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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