i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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