You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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