i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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