gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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