are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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