This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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