i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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