Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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