That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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