is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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