I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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