why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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