is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Boobs are out for the taking
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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