Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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