he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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