Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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