THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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