Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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