I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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