i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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