wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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