I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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