you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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