Your tits are I can't wait for
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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