She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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