I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
They have beer where we have blood.
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