We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
