ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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