I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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