I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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