i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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