Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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