i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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