do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
