I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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