i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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