Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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