scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
where are my eyebrows?
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