question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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