it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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