operation have a gay friend backfired
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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